Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked. "I could eat," said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While...
Jokes
- At one time in Holland it took four years to train to be a hatmaker but only three years to train to be a surgeon.... - Despite the many.
One day a young lady from the city was driving her 2 aunts and cousin to their house. When the young lady got on the dirt road that the ladies.
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A...
on new year eve, one family went to church for the preparation for the new year day. so before they came back the chicken they want to kill for the.
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex.
13> Tells everyone to "hit the inferno" after class. 12> Locker room smells strongly of brimstone. 11> "Remember, be sure to hydrate with a nice warm glass of goat's blood before you begin running your laps." 10> Three words: "Shirts and Skinned" 9> The only...
A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a blind man came.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee.
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids, he decides to go see the doctor. The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up your ass." The doctor then says, "I'll give you the first dose, then you can...