Store Manager: I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Salesclerk: Yes, sir. The customer is always right. Store Manager: That's better. Now what were you arguing with the...
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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time.
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?”
You can’t be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today,.
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and.
Jonny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. “Yes,” came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.” “That was very kind of you,” Jonny added, “I...