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Two prostitutes in a van were driving through a small southern town displaying a sign on the side of their van that read: TWO PROSTITUTES LOOKING FOR WORK. When pulled.
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with.
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."...
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and.
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Daphne called her mother. "Mom," she wailed "John and I had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down," said her mom, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight." "I know, I know!"...
A grandma was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education.
A husband and wife are bickering after dining out on a Friday date night. The wife was upset because her husband was flirting with the young voluptuous waitress all evening without even trying to be descrete about it. Out of anger, he begins to speed...