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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month.
One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into.
Frank and Fiona were making passionate love in Frank's van when suddenly Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky side, and had just read "50 shades of grey", yells.
A Horse Walks into a Bar... He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are.
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
The day before Thanksgiving, this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to.