The Top 13 Signs Satan is Your Gym Teacher

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13> Tells everyone to “hit the inferno” after class.

12> Locker room smells strongly of brimstone.

11> “Remember, be sure to hydrate with a nice warm glass of goat’s blood before you begin running your laps.”

10> Three words: “Shirts and Skinned”

9> The only game he knows has only one rule: First you push the rock up the hill, then you push the rock up the hill, then you push the rock up the hill…

8> Mustache + field hockey stick = Average girls’ gym teacher Mustache + field hockey stick + horns = Satan

7> Insists that you do chin-ups the right way — with your eyelids.

6> Dodgeball involves a V8 Ram Pickup.

5> “Okay, Billy, I need *you* to pick two of your classmates to participate in the rope climb race. The loser dies.”

4> “Behold as I produce the dodgeballs from my own body…”

3> He is completely red, has horns and a tail, and carries a pitchfork. Actually, these signs apply to any occupation.

2> Week 1: Aerobics and Weight Training

Week 2: Flames and Poking

1> Sign above the gym door says, “Abandon all hope ye who enter here. (No street shoes.)”

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