Author: wptangerine

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Honest Lawyer

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On September 7, 2022
A lawyer named Thomas Strange died, and his wife was informed by the tombstone maker that he can only fit nine words on the tombstone. So she asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.” The inscriber insisted that such an...

The Ugly Kid

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On August 25, 2022

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of.

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Bad Pain

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In Dirty jokes
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On August 13, 2022
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office complaining about a pain in his private parts. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "We will start with a sperm test. Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."...
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Crying on a Bench

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On August 5, 2022
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful...
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Guillotine

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On July 19, 2022
One day, they're leading a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to face up, so he will be...
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