Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?
Jokes
Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to... uh...
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: What lightbulb?
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man...
You're so flat that the walls are jealous!!!!!!
What do you give a sick Bird? Tweetment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.
El d�a de recreo en el convento, todas la monjitas se peleaban. En eso la madre superiora pregunta: "�Qu� es lo que est� pasando?" Las monjitas responden que una de.
Era una anciana que ten�a un perico y le dice: "Si viene el lechero le dices que s�, si viene el periodiquero le dices que s�." La anciana se va.
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.