Whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick? you can drop her off anywhere.
Jokes
What do you call an [ethnic] with a job? - One in a million.
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids, he decides to go see the doctor. The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up.
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?
A man had a watch that didnt work. He ask his friend to tell what is wrong. The friend say " Its because the watch is on your right hand."The.
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his.
Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to... uh...
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: What lightbulb?
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) An economist is.
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game with their habits partially blocking the view, three men decided to badger the nuns. In an effort to get them to move, one of the men said in a very loud voice, "I think I'm...