Q. What would a hillbilly change his name to--who had finished third grade successfully, moved to Ohio, got a job in a factory, and moved into a better trailer park?A. Mount William
Jokes
Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep.
The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches.
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver...
An Indian is sitting at a bar when a gay guy walks up to him and buys him a beer. They start talking and a little while later the gay.
Politically correct ways to call someone stupid A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a happy meal An experiment in Artificial Stupidity A few beers.
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St.Peter must decide which of them gets in. St.Peter asks...
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?A: A blonde trying to put it out.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) An economist is.
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game with their habits partially blocking the view, three men decided to badger the nuns. In an effort to get them to move, one of the men said in a very loud voice, "I think I'm...