Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A. To see what was on the other side.
Jokes
A short guide to comparative religions: Taoism : Shit Happens. Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit. Islam : If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked. "I could.
Beware the wrath of a patient person.
One day a young lady from the city was driving her 2 aunts and cousin to their house. When the young lady got on the dirt road that the ladies.
Q: How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?A: Add vibrato.
- At one time in Holland it took four years to train to be a hatmaker but only three years to train to be a surgeon.... - Despite the many rat infested slums in New York City, only 311 people are bitten by rats in...
on new year eve, one family went to church for the preparation for the new year day. so before they came back the chicken they want to kill for the.
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to was take it home...