How do you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator??......Lipstick on the cucumbers
Jokes
Una noche, el padre va hasta la habitaci�n de su peque�o hijo y lo escucha rezar: "Dios bendiga a mam�, a pap� y a la abuela. Adi�s abuelo". Al padre.
A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back on. He entered her initials and then she gave.
After the Second Coming Jesus returns to Earth. Within a week he is summoned to the Job Centre and told to find a job. He is asked to state previous work experience. He replies that he has done a bit of fishing and some carpentry....
Una mujer le explica a la persona que est� frente a ella: "Doctor, estoy enferma, siento un ardor en el coraz�n..." "Se�orita, en primer lugar yo no soy m�dico, soy.
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't.
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
ARIES You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice. TAURUS You are practical and.
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little.
Murphy's Laws of Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.