1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.3. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.5. Never...
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1.After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in 10-forward, Wes stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell." His broken body is later found on the empty.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it.
Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Sew anti-theft detector strips...
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13. Woe be unto the user who attempt to crash thy BBS, for he or she shalt be cast out from the sanctuary of thy hobby and must repent by.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
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1. Fission shmission, relax, I'll increase the water level after my coffee break. 2. Was that "Open valve A and close valve B" or was it the other way round?.
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