You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
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10) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 9.) You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll.
13> Well, *something's* controlling the little people inside that big box. 12> Plumbers can't find source of that blood leak. 11> Every morning your 14-year-old son wakes up in a.
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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS.
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. 2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat..
:Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't:10. I need to whip it out by 59. Mind if I use your laptop?8. Just stick it in my box7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!6. I want it on my...
12> Richard Hatch starts wearing a Speedo. 11> You momentarily consider taking refuge in a theater showing a David Arquette movie. 10> You tried to write your name in the.
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ] 14> Burger King -- Fiber's for weenies! 13> Taco Bell -- Feeding potheads with the munchies.
I'd love to, but... 1 I have to floss my cat. 2 I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender. 4 the President said he might drop in. 5 the man on television told me to say...