Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
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You're probably a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork. More than one living relative is named after a southern Civil War general. You've ever used lard in bed. Your.
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers.
How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a "teethbrush.
You might be a redneck if your truck's roof is higher than your trailer's.
How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb? None, that's what rednecks are for. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets....
Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern. Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers. Dogs hang around O. R. for scraps. Maternity Room.
1) you drive your house and sleep in your car. 2) You think a loaded dishwasher means your wife is drunk. 3) You have more than 2 relatives named Bah..
You're a redneck if.... Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.