You�re a redneck if you have to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of spray paint to protect your sister�s honer.
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Your momma's so fat she can be classified as Mrs. Jiggle Puff.
You might be a redneck if... You've ever hitchhiked naked, You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. You use the O on a stop sign.
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid of weeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.
You're a redneck if.... You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.
You're a redneck if.... You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.