Dear son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that.
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "Chickens." "Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens.
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, "What would you do if.
A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they got to.
There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off.
An idiot walks into a hardware store and asks for a saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line chain saw.