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Secret Project

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On May 11, 2024
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the...

Identifying Bubba

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On November 8, 2023

Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and.

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Redneck Letter

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On November 3, 2023
Dear son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t be...

Two Rednecks

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On August 30, 2023

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "Chickens." "Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens.

Rednecks Moving

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On July 27, 2023

Two rednecks were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. Between gasps for air, one.

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Railway Job

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On April 18, 2023
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Billy...

Pronunciation Dispute

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On March 15, 2023

A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they got to.

Redneck Obituary

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On November 5, 2022

A woman from the deepest South goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that.

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Ice Fishing

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On November 3, 2022
There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the...
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