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Redneck Obituary

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On November 5, 2022
A woman from the deepest South goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then...

Ice Fishing

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On November 3, 2022

There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off.

Cutting Trees

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On October 21, 2022

An idiot walks into a hardware store and asks for a saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line chain saw.

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Redneck 911

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On August 20, 2022
A redneck dials 911 in a panic and screams to the phone: "Operatur, we need some help here, we got some lady floppin around haven a heart attack or somethin. Git someone here quick!" The operator replies calmly "Look sir, just calm down. You need...

Backwoods Birth

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On June 3, 2022

Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery..

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Duck Hunting

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On December 5, 2021
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor...

Secret Project

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On May 1, 2021

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black.

Family Question

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On April 12, 2021

Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in the back of a trailer, drinking a beer and talking about life. Billy-Bob said, "If I snuck over to your house while you were.

Drinking and Driving

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On March 16, 2021
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull...
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