The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
rednecks
Fur yer reedin' plesur... HICKBONICS The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollars pipelined through Washington by designating Southern slang, or Hickbonics,".
Q: How do you get a one-armed redneck out of a tree? A: Wave.
How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw!!!!!
food ur suck a redneck u think fast food is hiting a deer at 65mph
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.Your screen door has no screen.Your biggest ambition in live is to "git that big ole coon.
You might be a redneck if... Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run). You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right' You have to go...
You might be a redneck if...You've ever hitchhiked naked,You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. You use the O on a stop sign to sight.
You're a redneck if .... You have more tattoos than teeth.
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