You might be a redneck if…
Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right’
You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.