Redneck quickies 12

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You might be a redneck if…

Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right’

You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.

In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.

You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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