You might be a redneck if you drive really fast backwards and slam on brakes just to clean out the back of your pickup truck.
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You're a redneck if.... The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "what the hell are you looking at, s*******?"
You might be a redneck if... If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse. If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax. You've ever given.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.You're an expert on worm beds.The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
You're a redneck if .... You have to honk the horn to get the chickens out of the driveway when you come home.
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".
1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I'll be leaving before the next round. 2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the...
Your driveway is two tire tracks with grass growing down the middle.You've ever invited friends over to show off what's left of the squirrel that you shot with your deer.
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray.
Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".You've ever hitchhiked naked.