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Young and Old

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On February 27, 2023
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer...

A Tribesman’s Necklace

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On February 26, 2023

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a tribesman at an exotic location.“What is it made of?” she asked.“Alligator’s teeth,” the local replied.“Oh, I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that.

Scared Sleepless

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On February 25, 2023

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think.

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Tricky Genie

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On February 24, 2023
A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch. Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the...

Timber Injury

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On February 23, 2023

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get.

In This Together

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On February 22, 2023

During a child birthing class at a local hospital, a nurse says, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will.

Diary Entry

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On February 21, 2023
Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit...

Johnny’s Problem

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On February 20, 2023

A teacher noticed that little Johnny at the back of the class was squirming around, pulling at his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find our what.

Hot Sister

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On February 19, 2023

So I’ve been dating my girlfriend for two years. A few weeks ago she made me very happy by agreeing to marry me. There is one problem though, she has an.

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Dog’s Hearing

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On February 18, 2023
My wife, Andrea, found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then...
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