As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a poor, humble man. The service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with...
Jokes
A rather well-proportioned young lady spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but, on the second,.
A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up a little, one reporter asked if the doctor had ever made any serious mistakes.“Well, yes,”.
This past spring semester at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking organic chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they had solid As.These two friends were so confident going into...
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it.
An older couple entered a burger joint. The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries, and a drink.When the food arrived, he unwrapped the plain hamburger and.
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 331 million and 170 million are retired....
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for.
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a tribesman at an exotic location.“What is it made of?” she asked.“Alligator’s teeth,” the local replied.“Oh, I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that.
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm...