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The Hereafter

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On March 26, 2023
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.” “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise." “It’s not...

Handsome Tip

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On March 25, 2023

A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to.

Photo Day

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On March 24, 2023

On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a.

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Debunking Myths

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On March 23, 2023
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right...

Old Aunt Emma

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On March 22, 2023

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma.For seven long years she lived with them, always crotchety,.

Petroleum Jelly

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On March 21, 2023

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. “Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a.

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Wild Dad

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On March 20, 2023
I took my 66-year-old dad to the mall once to get him new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenage girl sitting next to him. The girl had spiked hair in all different colors:...

A Month Overdue

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On March 19, 2023

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to.

Efficient Waiter

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On March 18, 2023

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant called "Steve's Place," and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It.

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Helicopter Ride

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On March 17, 2023
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."...
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