One day Pinocchio was moping around his home and his dad Geppetto said, "What's wrong Pinocchio?"Pinocchio: "Well every time me and my girlfriend has sex she gets splinters, what should i do?"Geppetto: "Well Pinocchio why don't you try sand paper?"The next day Geppetto says, "So...
Jokes
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The.
I just returned from my fiftieth high school reunion. The Romans of Los Angeles Hi. Class of '48. The Marina Marriott was packed. Everyone was there. We had changed little since we had last met ten years ago. Oh, we had aged a little. But...
what did the sea say to the sand? nothing it just waved!
10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.' 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get off my back, bitch!' 8. Your.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City. For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw -.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified! Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide, But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,.
A man went out drinking with his friends and came home the next morning to find his wife waiting for him. He apologized for worrying her but proceeded to tell her that he had been in the most elegant bar in the world! "Everything Was...