We know the pieces fit, we watched towers fall away. Confused, while smoldering, explanations differing. Their intentions juxtaposed against the forces set in motion. Dissembling as they forbid any investigation. The fear now fuels the crackdown, has shut our eyes and torn us so. We...
Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was.
Rumor has it that Hollywood madam Heidi Fleisch is opening a string of brothels to be known as "Starfucks"!
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and...
Petshop owner: If you buy a dog, you will get 1000 free things. Customer: What?! Petshop owner: Just buy one. Customer: Get me a golder retriver. Petshop owner: Okay, that.
A man and his friend meet at the club house and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the.
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? How come there...
While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy. Reasons for allowing drinking at work include: 1. It's.
What do you get when a blonde graduates from Harvard with a 4.0 average? A dean who has been very happy for the last 4 years.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are about a dollar fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.