A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round...
Jokes
How many Jewish American Princesss does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were hooked on phonics!
We know the pieces fit, we watched towers fall away. Confused, while smoldering, explanations differing. Their intentions juxtaposed against the forces set in motion. Dissembling as they forbid any investigation. The fear now fuels the crackdown, has shut our eyes and torn us so. We...
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was.
An elderly man by the name of Mr. MacIntosh was laying on his deathbed, with his son at his bedside. The old man said suddenly, "It's time! Send for the.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot.
The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer's wife and explained to the shocked husband that he was only taking her temperature. The farmer took his shotgun, primed it.
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing...