10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.' 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get off my back, bitch!' 8. Your garbage can IS your 'in' box. 7. You wake up to discover your bed is...
Jokes
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified! Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide, But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,.
A man went out drinking with his friends and came home the next morning to find his wife waiting for him. He apologized for worrying her but proceeded to tell her that he had been in the most elegant bar in the world! "Everything Was...
The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong:* I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
Sanitation Engineers take out the garbage when they're done.
Q: Who/what are/were Ren & Stimpy? A: Their other names for Bill and Al.
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand..
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing.... yet.