Q:Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican guy? A:Because the teacher told her to do an essay.
Jokes
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she.
One day Pinocchio was moping around his home and his dad Geppetto said, "What's wrong Pinocchio?"Pinocchio: "Well every time me and my girlfriend has sex she gets splinters, what should i do?"Geppetto: "Well Pinocchio why don't you try sand paper?"The next day Geppetto says, "So...
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The.
what did the sea say to the sand? nothing it just waved!
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City. For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw -.
I just returned from my fiftieth high school reunion. The Romans of Los Angeles Hi. Class of '48. The Marina Marriott was packed. Everyone was there. We had changed little.
10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.' 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get off my back, bitch!' 8. Your garbage can IS your 'in' box. 7. You wake up to discover your bed is...