A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank president...
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A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.She caught the man in the act of robbing her home.
This older couple were sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs talking about how they could save money on various necessities. All of a sudden, the old man reached.
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple, stopped at Pizza Hut for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip to Phoenix. When leaving,.
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it.
A retired man took his brand new BMW for a ride at sunset. The highway was empty so he started speeding up way past the speed limit. Suddenly, in his rear view mirror, he noticed a police car approaching him very fast. He sped up,...
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?.
An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?.
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his phone rang. Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news there's a driver going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful !" "Hun" he answered,...