10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of denture-burn." 7. Granny found cuffed to her walker. 6. Not only do you hear the...
seniors
- The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content. - Home is where you can say anything you want cause nobody listens.
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatsoever.
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went.""But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?""But he's...