Two old guys at a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch. One says to the other, "I see that the older I get, the more pain I am in. It seems that these days even my aches have pains." The other one says, "I don't think...
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A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi.
The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!".
A wealthy ninety year old tycoon is meeting with his new financial adviser. The adviser is very excited and tells the old man, "I just found out about an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!" "Five...
A man of 77 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?".
An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly woman, “I’m just worried sick!” “You look like you’re in good health. They take good...
An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.Not even a.
"Poor old fool," thought this rich guy as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the.
At a local supermarket, the teenage bagger was helping an older man bag his groceries. One of the rules there was that baggers cannot accept tips when helping people bring groceries to their cars. Both the employees and the customers knew of the rule.Grateful for...