An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs agent asked if he had been to France before. He admitted that he had indeed been here previously. The lady...
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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable's ear and said, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your.
A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding.
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I...
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red.
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light in the crowd. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home...
So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on.
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they.
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa, being in a kind of ill mood, responds, "No, I don't really want to make the sound of a...