One day, a 9 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my...
seniors
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room at a doctor's office and approached the desk. The young receptionist asked, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for.
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. If he turned the isle, she turned with him. She finally overtook.
Two old ladies were discussing their husbands. One said: "I do wish George would stop biting his nails. It's such a horrible habit." Her friend said: "My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it." "How did you do that?"...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and.
Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front of them. The old.
There was a bit of confusion at the Bass Pro Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said: "strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA...
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed.
An elderly woman returns from her doctor and proclaims that he said that you need to write lists to assist a failing memory. Her husband explodes with mild invective ending with “I’m.
An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs agent asked if he had been to France before. He admitted that he had indeed been here previously. The lady...