One lazy Sunday morning, a man and his wife were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table. Unexpectedly, the man said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately." "Now why would you want me to do...
marriage/relationship
Two men with babies bump into each other at the mall. The first one says, "I am very sorry about that, I didn’t see you I was looking for my.
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 50th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because.
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight?...
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final.
Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are acting very macho and talking about the control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After.
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful...
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the.
One silly typo can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and didn't realize he was missing an ‘e’ at the end of a.
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes...