A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll...
marriage/relationship
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with.
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear.
Three friends met up for lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for fifteen years. The were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black lingerie, stiletto heels...
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent’s driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his.
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with shoppers. Walking through the mall the surprised wife suddenly noticed her husband was nowhere around. Very upset.
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having...
A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and.
The phone rings, and a man answers: "Thank you for calling Bob's Help Line, how can I help you?" The caller replies: "Hi, my name is Steve and I really.
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, “What if the place is still bugged?” The groom says, “I’ll look for a bug.” He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says,...