Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are acting very macho and talking about the control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, "What about you?...
marriage/relationship
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just.
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the.
One silly typo can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and didn't realize he was missing an ‘e’ at the end of a word... “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her” In reply, she...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant. In a manner.
My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise.
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, Morris goes...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the.
After an ugly divorce, a lady took a little vacation to a tropical island. One day, on her stroll through the old historic park, she finds a lamp. She rubs it and a genie appears. The.
A guy at a bar got so drunk, he fell off his stool and vomited all over his shirt. Getting up, he says to the bartender: "Oh no, my wife will start a fight when I get back because now she will know I drank...