As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to...
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There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa, being in a kind.
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to.
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That...
The kindergarten teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl.
Two boys met at the playground. They sat on the swings and started talking. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My daddy.
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300." "Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking." "Come on,"...
Little Susie, a six year old, complained, "Mommy, I've got a stomachache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in.
Two brothers, 6 and 8, were discussing whether the words 'hell' and 'ass' were curse words. They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn't believe they.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and your father have...