Two brothers, 6 and 8, were discussing whether the words ‘hell’ and ‘ass’ were curse words. They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn’t believe they were bad words. They decided to try them out on mom.
The 8 year old went in the kitchen, his mom asked, “What would you like for breakfast dear, some waffles or bacon and eggs?”
The boy responded, “What the hell, give me some cheerios.” Hearing that the mother smacked him across the face.
The 6 year old witnessed this and slowly entered the kitchen. His mom in a stern angry voice said, “And what do you want?”
The boy replied, “Not sure, but you can bet your ass I’m not asking for cheerios.”