The kindergarten teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name.
She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, “That’s a sheep!”
“That’s right!” said the teacher. “How about this one?” she said, holding up a picture of the king of the jungle.
“That’s a lion!” answered a little boy.
“Right!” said the teacher. Then she held up a picture of a deer. No one volunteered an answer. She tried to help. “What does your mother call your father?”
Little Johnny jumped up and said, “I know! That’s a lazy old ass!”