There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement.Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told him that if he ever got really jammed up, he should look in the center...
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and.
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what.
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his...
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" "My wife is poisoning.
The new priest was so nervous at his first mass, he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The.
A married couple is having problems so they go to counseling.They sit down with the specialist and the wife points out the numerous problems with their marriage.After about 10 minutes, the specialist gets up, walks over to the wife and kisses her passionately. Then he...
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation... only this year I'm gonna do it different..
A couple gets a divorce, after three years of marriage. The woman decides to date other men. She goes out and dates several men, but is unable to find one.
Last night, I swung my arm over my wife in bed and it felt a little easier than usual. "Love, have you lost weight? I asked. "Awww, thank you honey, that's so sweet of you, but I don't think so." She replied. "In fact if...