Wife’s Weight

Last night, I swung my arm over my wife in bed and it felt a little easier than usual.

“Love, have you lost weight? I asked.

“Awww, thank you honey, that’s so sweet of you, but I don’t think so.” She replied. “In fact if I am honest, I’ve actually piled it on lately.”

“Oh, that explains it,” I said out loud what should have forever stayed unsaid, “you’ve just sunk deeper into the mattress.”

Today I am sleeping on the couch.

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