If you think life is bad… How would you like to be an egg? – You only get laid once. – You only get eaten once. – It takes 4 minutes to get hard. – Only 2 minutes to get soft. – You share your box with 11 other guys. – But worst of all…The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.So cheer up…Your life ain’t that bad!
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