A five year old boy asks his father, "Dad what's between mom's legs?" "Paradise," replies the father not knowing what to say to a five year old. "And what's between your legs, dad?" continues the little boy. The father replies, "A key to the paradise,...
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Mr. Johnson's wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young." He.
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm.
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him...
There are five different kinds of sex: The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second.
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind.
An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" The man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees....
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him.
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment.
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention. One night, a male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of...