A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half....
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One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again.
A married man was having a long-term affair with his secretary. One day, they were overcome by passion and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love.
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked...
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says: "Get gas and free sex here". So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled.
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I...
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the.
This woman went through a bad break up. She grieved over her lost relationship, but eventually got better and decided it was time to have some fun again. She went.
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says...