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I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, “No, this is my first time.” So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
“Just a minute.” she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?” she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk. “Well, come on,” she said, “we don’t have much time.”
Being that it was my first time, I was done within a minute.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, “Did you put that condom on?” she asked.
I said, “I sure did.” and held up my thumb to show her.

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  1. As a senior i can identify with the ”nubee” boy in the story line told, BUT that was THEN but for better or worse there is likely NO boy that would be in this situation IN TODAY’S TIMES..
    Oldies be careful is my way is no longer the ‘way’..
    So it is; so it will be; so it will be inscribed…

  2. Hi, For some reason unknown to me, you are no longer sending me daily jokes. But, I would very much like to keep receiving them. I tried reentering, and your response was that that email address is already being used!
    Can you please get me rehooked up???
    Thank you, Bill Burrows

  3. I have also been dropped from Jokes and don’t know why! My address was messed up for a while. Please resubmit my name to your list. They really make my day!

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