9> You often wake up to find your hand in a pot of warm water -- with potatoes and carrots. 8> Always clipping those "Flabby White Guy Helper" coupons. 7> All the empty McDonner's containers he leaves around the apartment. 6> Maybe he said "head...
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You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit. Your wife buys.
9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired. Yo mama's so old her social security number is one. Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead. Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo...
14> The only thing wonderful about Wonder Woman is her Wonderbra. 13> Charlie Brown switches his affection to the little blue-haired girl. 12> Wile E. Coyote receives fewer parcels from.
13> One of your Sims just won first place on "American Idol." 12> Those guys outside your house in dark suits after you get to a certain level in "Enter.
... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.... Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.... Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.... Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string.... Anesthesiologist in bib...
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of.
14. You have to start faking orgasms just to keep the phone bill down. 13. Disconcerting to hear a stranger breathlessly answer the phone while "Love the One You're With".
15> Smellville 14> Spitting It Up! with Ali & Jack 13> Mayberry B.F.D. 12> American Midol 11> 8 Simple Rules for Emptying My Bladder 10> Queer Eye for Ricky Martin's Ass 9> Hallucidate 8> The $64,000 Rhetorical Question 7> Everybody Loves Rumsfeld 6> JAG Off...