- The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content. - Home is where you can say anything you want cause nobody listens to you. - Sex is hereditary; chances are if your parents didn't have it you...
seniors
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatsoever.
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went.""But you're seventy-five.