This older couple were sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs talking about how they could save money on various necessities. All of a sudden, the old man reached over, grabbed the woman’s breast and said, “You know, if these gave milk then we...
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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use..
While on a road trip, an elderly couple, stopped at Pizza Hut for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip to Phoenix. When leaving,.
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A...
A retired man took his brand new BMW for a ride at sunset. The highway was empty so he started speeding up way past the speed limit. Suddenly, in his.
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?.
An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Gary replies, "God and I are tight. He knows...
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his phone rang. Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news there's a.
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of.
- The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content. - Home is where you can say anything you want cause nobody listens to you. - Sex is hereditary; chances are if your parents didn't have it you...