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Financial Adviser

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On February 18, 2024
A wealthy ninety year old tycoon is meeting with his new financial adviser. The adviser is very excited and tells the old man, "I just found out about an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!" "Five...

Prescription

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On December 10, 2023

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?".

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Worried Sick

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On November 22, 2023
An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly woman, “I’m just worried sick!” “You look like you’re in good health. They take good...

Old Fool

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On September 25, 2023

"Poor old fool," thought this rich guy as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the.

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Sneaky Tip

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On September 19, 2023
At a local supermarket, the teenage bagger was helping an older man bag his groceries. One of the rules there was that baggers cannot accept tips when helping people bring groceries to their cars. Both the employees and the customers knew of the rule.Grateful for...

Retirement Money

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On September 12, 2023

Shirley and Abe, a rich retired couple from New York City living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want.

Biting Nails

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On September 8, 2023

Two older women met for tea one day and started fussing about their husbands."I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. The sound drives me crazy, and his.

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Costume Party

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On June 8, 2023
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man...
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