You're a redneck if .... Your father fully executes the "pull my finger" gag during Christmas dinner.
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1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba.".
You might just be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs.
You think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at play" means the kids in the area are not too bright.At least one of the kitchen appliances on your front porch is more than forty years old.You think "Country & Western" covers both types...
The sugar cane farm outside of Crowley Louisiana closes down and 2 Cajuns find themselves out of work. They can't find any work, so one of their friends suggests they.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.In an effort.
What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin? An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
You're a redneck if .... Your two year old has more teeth than you do.
Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they were required to sleep.
You have ever come home and heard a ruckus in the bathroom. When you looked in, one of the injured fowl had escaped, found the chicken in the mirror, and was currently fighting with said chicken. 56.There have ever been any gun parts, magazines, or...