You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says, "Just say NO to crack!" and it reminds you to pull up your pants!
rednecks
You're a redneck if .... The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
You're a redneck if .... You get mud on your tires when you visit your mom.
Two rednecks, Bubba and Ed, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Coors. The passenger, Bubba, said, "looked that up ahead, Ed, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're going to get busted far drinking' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba", Ed said,...
You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front of her kids.
When somebody says,"Watch this y'all!"" "
Hillbilly father talking to his newlywed son: How's yer new bride? Son: I had to kill her, Pa. She was a virgin. Dad: Yew done tha right thang, son. If she weren't good enuf fer her own kin, then she ain't good enuf fer ours!...
It's 10:00 at the police station. The only officers working that night are Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe. And the power goes out and stays out all night. But this doesn't bother.
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.Your car is made out of 17 others and each part is a different color.You repair your car in the autoparts store parking lot.