Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in...
rednecks
Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer: 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six.
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake..
Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer.You picket your horses on your lawn so you won't have to mow it.You're wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver's license pic.
Q. What would you call a Redneck who has successfully completed the 3rd grade?A. Smart!
You're a redneck if .... You know which leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.
You know your a redneck when the closest vending machine contains Live Bait instead of soda.
If you walk your child to school each morning because you are in the same grade, you might be a redneck. -- Jeff Foxworthy
These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from New Jersey and fell into it: "Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th.
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the...