Two rednecks are fishing on their respective sides of the creek. Just as soon as one redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank. The other was catching nothing, so he yelled out, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your...
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A Tennessee couple, Dave and Rebecca, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave 'snipped.' The doctor gladly started the required.
Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer: 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six.
Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer.You picket your horses on your lawn so you won't have to mow it.You're wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver's license pic.
Q. What would you call a Redneck who has successfully completed the 3rd grade?A. Smart!
You're a redneck if .... You know which leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.
You know your a redneck when the closest vending machine contains Live Bait instead of soda.
If you walk your child to school each morning because you are in the same grade, you might be a redneck. -- Jeff Foxworthy
These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from New Jersey and fell into it: "Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th.
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the...