Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
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In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a.
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
Two rednecks are walking down the street. One of them looks over and sees a dog licking himself on the sidewalk. He turns to the other redneck and says, "Hey look at that dog, don't you wish you could do that?" The other redneck says,...
You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.You just bought an 8-track player.
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot.
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City. For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw - especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, 'What's that there,...
Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.
You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the.
You might be a redneck if you go to a dance, and they say do the ho down and you throw your wife on the ground.